Real Housewives of the Internet 

As a writer, I'm constantly trying to challenge myself. So I decided to teach myself how to write intros to the one show I don't watch, The Real Housewives series. With the help of my art director, Julie, we created a Tumblr of Real Housewife intros for celebrities. See more at http://housewivesoftheinternet.tumblr.com/

Just in case you're unfamiliar, at the beginning of each episode, each housewife gives some dumb sassy line that's their mantra.